I had a terrible fright yesterday when I was about to give my adopted Filipino grandson a nice warm bath when all of a sudden I spotted an EVIL creepy crawly butterfly in the bath.
I panicked and screamed and ran towards the window when all of a sudden I saw my knight in shining armour. A young Palestinian man was building a wall, a peace wall I hoped. I shouted to him to help me before the butterfly bit my grandson, which I’m sure I remember seeing on CNN once, they can bite if we invade their personal freedom!!
I shouted to the builder to help and he came running over, he was a charming young man and just proved my theory that Muslims ARE PEOPLE TOO.
He was a non heterosexual male and we ended up making love on the coffee table. I’m not gay but I believe a person should be able to show affection in that way without the HOMOPHOBIC SICKOS MAKING SICK COMMENTS.