You may remember that I said I had got the numbers of a few sexy suicide bombers whilst lurking on the West Bank during the Israeli withdrawal. Well I’ve started dating one and I definitely don’t want to withdraw! His name is Abu Musab Al Caponee and he is a walking sex bomb (excuse the pun). It was last Friday night and I was feeling lonely and horny… a dangerous combination! I decided to call Abu but it took me a few attempts because I was so nervous. This is unusual for me because I usually get right down to it! I kept dialling half the number and then putting the phone down again because I was scared out of my skull cap… oy!
But finally I got through and I asked Abu to meet me at a my favorite Muslim restaurant, ‘Four Wives and a Goat‘, because they had a half price Halal night going on. GOOD VALUE! When he arrived he was nervous and had a bomb strapped to him. He said we would eat and then he would blow himself up because the place was full of “kuffar Infidels” and he had “a date with Allah”. But I begged him to not do it because I wanted to taste the real meat, and also this would give the impression that Muslims were bad people. SICK!!! He agreed, we ate, and then went back to my place and made hot non-white sex on my well versed coffee table.
He left the next morning before I woke up and left a note apologising for the mess he made on my coffee table. I didn’t mind, I spent the rest of the morning licking it all up. SICK!!!
I just hope we can have a few more dates before he carries out his Islamic duty and brings death and destruction upon the Jewish infidels.
I think I am in love.
With love,
J 4 J