Excluding the fact I never had the chance to making love with Oskar Schindler my biggest regret is never having my own children. I have been very lonely through my life and I’m sure a child would have brightened my life but it wasn’t to be. I have dedicated my life to thoughts of everlasting peace and exterminating racism and hate. I never did get married which was very sad for my mother but I never met the right girl, I just never met a woman I clicked with. I AM NOT AN OLD QUEEN!! Don...

I had a terrible fright yesterday when I was about to give my adopted Filipino grandson a nice warm bath when all of a sudden I spotted an EVIL creepy crawly butterfly in the bath. I panicked and screamed and ran towards the window when all of a sudden I saw my knight in shining armour. A young Palestinian man was building a wall, a peace wall I hoped. I shouted to him to help me before the butterfly bit my grandson, which I’m sure I remember seeing on CNN once, they can bite if we invade ...

Well yolks I'm off for a vacation on the Gaza Strip with my small Grandson. Going to the strip is good for me and administration ; ). There I can combine my important work bringing off young Palestinian men (bringing them off violence and militancy that is). Maybe we'll see some stripping ; ) if we're lucky!!! With love, J 4 J

I have just arrived home from a hospital. Today I was attacked by a big gang of Muslim children (who I hold no racist grudge against by the way). Earlier I went to visit some dear Palestinian friends of mine who I usually go to see to give chocolate to. They like chocolate. I went to the village they live in as HUMAN BEANS dressed as Martin Luther King in a bid to spread love and tolerance. LOVELY!!! I was holding a board which said ‘LOVE LOVE AND HATE HATE’. As I walked into the villag...

Working with my Muslim brothers here in the troubled Holy Land, I see much anti non-white aggression which can only be described as SICK!!! Poor Palestinian children have nothing but guns, bombs, Korans and HATE! They only ever see a BRUTAL AND SICK occupation and have never even played on a PS2 (I doubt they will ever see the PS3). To end this injuicetice, I have began the 'IF YOU'RE FEELIN LIKE A PALESTINIAN BRUSH YOUR SHOULDERS OFF' adoption scheme. Wealthy white people in the ...

OMG I am so upset and stressed up! I have just slammed down the phone on my Muslim lover Mustafa Bin Khan from the West Bank. You may recoil I made love to him on my coffee table, which I won in a Starbucks competition when in New York in 2002 (so lucky). We haven't been speaking much recently because I have been emotional broken at the departure of my Grandson and my house move from the West Bank... oy!!!! MOVING HOUSE IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE SKULL CAP! He was mad because he says I ha...